can i please be best friends with her ?
robstendreams: yes please?
That awkward moment when your mom tells you to...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!” and when she finally comes, you’re like Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Going to school on your period
10knotes: The Inside: The Outside: “MY LIFE SUCKS. NEED CHOCOLATE” “WHY THE FUCK DID MOM NOT GET ME CHOCOLATE?” “I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL EVERYONE” And all the boys stare at you like: But all the girls are like: “I feel your pain” Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
That moment when someone is at your house but you...
johntot: So you sit there and do a mental voice analyses… Follow this if you’re funny person =D
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
dusknitemaren: elmolikeswasabi: iamjonasfan: beinghum4n: tanonpartyhard: I love my mom. I am risking nothing I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY Will not risk. Forever Reblog,! Just for one Reason I FUCKING LOVEE my MOM TOO MUCH! NOT RISKING IT Simply reblogging to ask why the time is so random?
Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the...
the-reaping: girlwiththebooks: the-absolute-funniest-posts: -Hello? Mom? -No. This is Robert Pattinson. (changed the celebrity because I can) ^
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
sheebzie: Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good” Middle school: “Pssh, whatever” High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
zombieinmybutt: keepcalmandbanglouistomlinson: therealworldpassingby: chelsomedia: wh0re—m0ans: strawberryblues: People are younger than 11 on here? Why does this not have more notes? I usually don’t reblog these kinda things, but this seemed like a must. What child under 11 owns a computer? I’m 11 does that count :L ^ you need to leave Tumblr..now.-. whyy the...
Reblog if you love Robert Pattinson and Kristen...
Reblog if you love Kristen Stewart
robstenmaniac: THE NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When Cedric Diggory died in the Goblet of fire...
marinapattz: Normal Person: Me: its obvious i don’t handle death well…
Even the Google translator knows who is Robsten.
permamentconfessions: Our reactions:
the-absolute-funniest-posts: How can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can’t hear me say “What?!” multiple times when you scream my name? Sincerely, Your Confused Child
82 days till the Breaking Dawn Part 1... and 446...
You're about to meet your favorite...
Normal person: You:
That motherfucking annoying ass moment when you...
15 Keyboard Shortcuts for Lazy People
miguelofthedark: More here.
Re-blog if you are a Twilight fan and NOT ashamed...
Robert pattinson and Kristen Stewart get in my...
pinup-paper-rockstars: And have sex in front of me. Or with me.. you know? whatever floats your boat.
Reblog if you Love Kristen Stewart