September 2011
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Sep 1st
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can i please be best friends with her ?
robstendreams: yes please?
Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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That awkward moment when your mom tells you to...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!” and when she finally comes, you’re like Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Sep 1st
90,150 notes
August 2011
Going to school on your period
10knotes: The Inside: The Outside: “MY LIFE SUCKS. NEED CHOCOLATE” “WHY THE FUCK DID MOM NOT GET ME CHOCOLATE?” “I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL EVERYONE” And all the boys stare at you like: But all the girls are like: “I feel your pain” Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Aug 31st
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pinup-paper-rockstars:
Aug 31st
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That moment when someone is at your house but you...
johntot: So you sit there and do a mental voice analyses… Follow this if you’re funny person =D
Aug 31st
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
dusknitemaren: elmolikeswasabi: iamjonasfan: beinghum4n: tanonpartyhard: I love my mom. I am risking nothing I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY Will not risk. Forever Reblog,! Just for one Reason I FUCKING LOVEE my MOM TOO MUCH! NOT RISKING IT Simply reblogging to ask why the time is so random?
Aug 31st
860,643 notes
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Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the...
the-reaping: girlwiththebooks: the-absolute-funniest-posts: -Hello? Mom? -No. This is Robert Pattinson.  (changed the celebrity because I can) ^
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
sheebzie: Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good” Middle school: “Pssh, whatever” High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
263 notes
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
zombieinmybutt: keepcalmandbanglouistomlinson: therealworldpassingby: chelsomedia: wh0re—m0ans: strawberryblues:  People are younger than 11 on here? Why does this not have more notes? I usually don’t reblog these kinda things, but this seemed like a must. What child under 11 owns a computer? I’m 11 does that count :L ^ you need to leave Tumblr..now.-. whyy the...
Aug 30th
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Reblog if you love Robert Pattinson and Kristen...
Aug 30th
146 notes
Reblog if you love Kristen Stewart
robstenmaniac: THE NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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When Cedric Diggory died in the Goblet of fire...
marinapattz: Normal Person: Me: its obvious i don’t handle death well…
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Even the Google translator knows who is Robsten.
permamentconfessions: Our reactions:
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Dear Mom,
the-absolute-funniest-posts: How can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can’t hear me say “What?!” multiple times when you scream my name? Sincerely, Your Confused Child
Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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82 days till the Breaking Dawn Part 1... and 446...
ill-be-my-own-savior:
Aug 27th
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You're about to meet your favorite...
Normal person: You:
Aug 27th
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That motherfucking annoying ass moment when you...
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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15 Keyboard Shortcuts for Lazy People
miguelofthedark: More here.
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Re-blog if you are a Twilight fan and NOT ashamed...
Aug 27th
314 notes
Robert pattinson and Kristen Stewart get in my...
pinup-paper-rockstars: And have sex in front of me. Or with me.. you know? whatever floats your boat.
Aug 27th
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Reblog if you Love Kristen Stewart
accio-kristen:
Aug 27th
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