September 2011
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can i please be best friends with her ?
robstendreams:
yes please?
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That awkward moment when your mom tells you to...
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and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!”
and when she finally comes, you’re like
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August 2011
Going to school on your period
10knotes:
The Inside:
The Outside:
“MY LIFE SUCKS. NEED CHOCOLATE”
“WHY THE FUCK DID MOM NOT GET ME CHOCOLATE?”
“I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL EVERYONE”
And all the boys stare at you like:
But all the girls are like:
“I feel your pain”
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That moment when someone is at your house but you...
johntot:
So you sit there and do a mental voice analyses…
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
dusknitemaren:
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iamjonasfan:
beinghum4n:
tanonpartyhard:
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
Forever Reblog,! Just for one Reason I FUCKING LOVEE my MOM TOO MUCH!
NOT RISKING IT
Simply reblogging to ask why the time is so random?
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Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the...
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girlwiththebooks:
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-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Robert Pattinson.
(changed the celebrity because I can)
^
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Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
sheebzie:
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
zombieinmybutt:
keepcalmandbanglouistomlinson:
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strawberryblues:
People are younger than 11 on here?
Why does this not have more notes?
I usually don’t reblog these kinda things, but this seemed like a must.
What child under 11 owns a computer?
I’m 11 does that count :L
^ you need to leave Tumblr..now.-.
whyy the...
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Reblog if you love Robert Pattinson and Kristen...
Reblog if you love Kristen Stewart
robstenmaniac:
THE NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When Cedric Diggory died in the Goblet of fire...
marinapattz:
Normal Person:
Me:
its obvious i don’t handle death well…
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Even the Google translator knows who is Robsten.
permamentconfessions:
Our reactions:
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Dear Mom,
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
How can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can’t hear me say “What?!” multiple times when you scream my name?
Sincerely, Your Confused Child
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82 days till the Breaking Dawn Part 1... and 446...
ill-be-my-own-savior:
You're about to meet your favorite...
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You:
That motherfucking annoying ass moment when you...
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15 Keyboard Shortcuts for Lazy People
miguelofthedark:
More here.
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Re-blog if you are a Twilight fan and NOT ashamed...
Robert pattinson and Kristen Stewart get in my...
pinup-paper-rockstars:
And have sex in front of me. Or with me.. you know? whatever floats your boat.
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Reblog if you Love Kristen Stewart
accio-kristen: